STEVE I thought we just didn't look cool enough.ĭOUG C'mon. They can't properly evaluate the incoming clientele. STEVE It's hard to say, since we didn't get in. DOUG You know what was wrong with that place. BOUNCER There's no chance of that happening. RichardĭOUG (yelling at Grieco like they know him) Alright, we'll see you later then! (to Bouncer) You know what? We're gonna take off now. They both imitate his nose rub and try to follow him in. inadvertently rubs his nose as he enters. The Bouncer jumps aside, letting them enter. Grieco quickly steps past Steve and Doug. The King of '21 Jump Street.' Richard Grieco. STEVE (beside himself) Is that.? DOUG It is. Looking great, in an Armani suit, beautiful supermodel accompanies him. Behind Steve and Doug, a '98 yellow FERRARI SCREECHES up to the valet. BOUNCER Yeah, you ever hear this one? You're not on the list. No one gets in unless you're on the list. BOUNCER Stop! DOUG/STEVE What's up? BOUNCER Guys, this is the Roxbury. Doug and Steve confidently strut past the crowd. ROXBURY CLUB FRONT DOOR A huge muscular BOUNCER, wearing a headset, guards the roped off area. ROXBURY CLUB - NIGHT A neon sign reads "ROXBURY." GIRL #2 You're a big stupid ass! STEVE You have beautiful eyes! DOUG I like you too! GIRL #1 Go home, jerkoff! STEVE Okay, we'll meet you there. GIRL #1 Turn your music down! DOUG Just follow us! STEVE (to the girls) What's up? DOUG (to the girls) How you ladies doin' tonight? INTERCUT GIRLS' POV The guys moving their mouths - but the girls can't hear them. Doug Turns UP the STEREO really loud so the car is pounding. BMW - NIGHT DOUG We got some sweetness on the left. The car stops next to two girls in a white Porshe. NIGHT The road flies by as we PAN UP the front grill of a red BMW to reveal Doug and Steve. STEVE/DOUG What? What's goin' on? What's your problem? CUT TO: EXT. The doorman comes over with the upset Girl and pulls the guys out. HOT GIRL Get off me! She runs off, furious. The guys close in on her trapping her in the middle. HOT GIRL dances in front of them.ĭoug dances up behind her and frantically gyrates. They turn back to the dance floor and bop. The bartenders keep crossing past the, paying no attention. DOUG Barkeep, what do you have on tap? The second bartender ignores them, walks away. bartender comes from the opposite direction. STEVE Bartender, can I get a beer? The bartender pays no attention and walks away. They turn around to the bar, bartender is standing in front of them. Doug sees a pretty woman on a balcony, waving to someone.ĭOUG/STEVE (pointing to each other) You want him? Me? Him? Me? Pretty woman waves them off, frustrated, and dissapears. STEVE (cheerfully) Alright, you know where I'll be. STEVE Hey, do you want to dance? GIRL AT BAR No. Steve spots GIRL AT end of BAR and dances over to her. DOUG (remaining positive) Maybe I'll see you later.ĭoug steps back. DOUG Hey, you wanna.? Two attractive girls turn their backs to Doug. Doug enthusiastically steps towards two attractive girls.
They are no strangers to rejection, so neither is fazed. female) Do you want to dance? You do? You don't? Not a problem. female) You want to dance? No? Alright, don't worry aboutĭoug, rejected, steps back as Steve steps out. They simultaneously turn and scope the room. Neither is correct - except for the tall and little part. In their minds, Steve is tall, dark and handsome and DOUG is a little genius. PALACE - NIGHT The CAMERA MOVES THROUGH a crowded dance floor - and SETTLES ON the rhythmically swaying backs of. DANCE CLUBS- QUICK SHOTS - NIGHT Of random dancers - gyrating, flirting, making out, drinking. DANCE CLUBS - NIGHT Coconut Teaser, The Palace, The Roxbury, Tatou, etc.
SUPERIMPOSE: SUNSET BLVD., 11:03 PM CUT TO: EXT. PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES - SUNSET As we hear "What is Love" by HADDAWAY - night falls and partytime begins.
Night at the Roxbury, A (1998) movie scriptīy Steve Koren, Will Ferrell & Chris Kattan.